I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.