I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.