This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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