absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
