How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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