woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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