Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
