I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I pour the whiskey from now on
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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