i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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