She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He better not be in your backpack
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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