just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
So vagazzling was a success
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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