He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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