i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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