how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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