I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How many fucks given?
0.12846
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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