You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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