so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I deserve to be covered in dicks
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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