hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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