It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Girls should come with a carfax report
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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