Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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