Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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