I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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