oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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