Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
