Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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