i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
