I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.