Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty

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(541): View more from Oregon

Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone

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(253): View more from Washington

She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.

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(630): View more from Illinois

you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...

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(636): View more from Missouri

I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public

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(650): View more from California

Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.

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(850): View more from Florida

I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.

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(802): View more from Vermont

You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on

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