I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on