I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Rumble strips road head = magical
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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