But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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