I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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