the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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