I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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