69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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