Banned from zoo.
Again?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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