it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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