"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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