So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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