I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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