New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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