Whod you bang
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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