whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
i out mim tonsoeep
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