I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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