There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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