hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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