what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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