party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
No subtext here. People are naked.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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