Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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