Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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