no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
tell me about the fingering
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