i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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