ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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