just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
