oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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