Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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