You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize