We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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